This is the me that I like to be.

Meep boop
I am an alien


Ask me anything  
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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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greathaircut:

it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave

I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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