This is the me that I like to be.

Meep boop
I am an alien


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Reblogged from petalnoseremade99

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via steadmanslick)

Reblogged from narwhal-noir

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via tiadayx)

Reblogged from meladoodle

dontrelthedolphin:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

(Source: meladoodle, via tiadayx)

Reblogged from prolusion

prolusion:

you’re adorable fuck me against a wall

(via carpeasina)

Reblogged from notsebastianstan

tazilp:

curi0sity-killed-kat:

coziestchimera:

spindascafe:

harmonizeorelse:

good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.

WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD

these songs

so deep

I am cry

HIT ME BABY SPANISH LIME

(Source: notsebastianstan, via tiadayx)

Reblogged from leoneabbacchio

leoneabbacchio:

videogamedad:

flummoxecl:

videogamedad:

takingbackfundaes:

videogamedad:

leoneabbacchio:

skeletons are shitty fucking idiots

image

how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands

image

where the fuck do you even find these pictures

image

STOP IT

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from gang0fwolves

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via tiadayx)

Reblogged from fuckyeahitsalltimelow

splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from onehappyvegan

onehappyvegan:

Wanted: Female roommate. Non-smoker non-ugly.

Reblogged from vercxce

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via laughbitches)