This is the me that I like to be.

Meep boop
I am an alien


Ask me anything  
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I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget to make some art — write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. Neil Gaiman  (via freakishsweetheart)

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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(via silencexsounds)

Reblogged from whiteguiltconfessionals
postracialcomments:

everydayfolks:

thagoodthings:

afro-dominicano:

whiteguiltconfessionals:

Ya’ll remember that Jennie Mancuso Guthier woman? Well black tumblr is too real (via Facebook post about Ferguson leads to firing)


"It shouldn’t be tolerated when you’re a professional," said the man. "A hospital is a place where you’re supposed to have compassion upon people of all races."

It shouldn’t be tolerated any where!

"Put in work, put em in the dirt"

~Tumblr activism doesn’t do anything~

Yall are awesome

postracialcomments:

everydayfolks:

thagoodthings:

afro-dominicano:

whiteguiltconfessionals:

Ya’ll remember that Jennie Mancuso Guthier woman? Well black tumblr is too real (via Facebook post about Ferguson leads to firing)

"It shouldn’t be tolerated when you’re a professional," said the man. "A hospital is a place where you’re supposed to have compassion upon people of all races."

It shouldn’t be tolerated any where!

"Put in work, put em in the dirt"

~Tumblr activism doesn’t do anything~

Yall are awesome

(via rosecoveredtardis)

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Reblogged from allroundlostcause
allroundlostcause:

NO
STOP IT
REASONS YOU COULD HAVE LOST A FOLLOWER:
Someone deleted a blog
Someone left your fandom
Someone is overwhelmed by their dash
Someone doesn’t appreciate you [GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK]
Someone needs to take some time away and can’t be tempted by your blog
They don’t like something you love (yes, it’s okay, man! This is why we create the dash we want)
They feel more comfortable keeping a slow dash and stalking others
Tumblr is a dick sometimes
Not reasons you lost a follower:
You suck
Stop worrying. I am not kidding, dudes, stop worrying, stop commenting, know that we all create the dash we want, know that we don’t delete a blog with the hope of having someone feel sad that they are down a follower. Know that it’s better to post what makes YOU happy than what makes others happy.
That insanely popular blog you love too? It loses followers every day.
That underrated oc? It does too. But the people who stay are the ones who matter the most to that one person.
If you value the loss of people who don’t stay over the loyalty of the people who do, you’re missing the point.
I get it. It hurts. But take a step back. Remember why you are here. Think about the people who love you. They are going nowhere.

allroundlostcause:

NO

STOP IT

REASONS YOU COULD HAVE LOST A FOLLOWER:

  1. Someone deleted a blog
  2. Someone left your fandom
  3. Someone is overwhelmed by their dash
  4. Someone doesn’t appreciate you [GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK]
  5. Someone needs to take some time away and can’t be tempted by your blog
  6. They don’t like something you love (yes, it’s okay, man! This is why we create the dash we want)
  7. They feel more comfortable keeping a slow dash and stalking others
  8. Tumblr is a dick sometimes

Not reasons you lost a follower:

  1. You suck

Stop worrying. I am not kidding, dudes, stop worrying, stop commenting, know that we all create the dash we want, know that we don’t delete a blog with the hope of having someone feel sad that they are down a follower. Know that it’s better to post what makes YOU happy than what makes others happy.

That insanely popular blog you love too? It loses followers every day.

That underrated oc? It does too. But the people who stay are the ones who matter the most to that one person.

If you value the loss of people who don’t stay over the loyalty of the people who do, you’re missing the point.

I get it. It hurts. But take a step back. Remember why you are here. Think about the people who love you. They are going nowhere.

(via rosecoveredtardis)

Reblogged from sadden

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via orgasmic-humor)

Reblogged from lohanthony

lohanthony:

fuck you and your cute ass face and your cute ass smile and your cute ass personality and your cute ass everything i hate you

(via orgasmic-humor)

Reblogged from mustyballsack

Reblogged from smokywarfare

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via orgasmic-humor)