This is the me that I like to be.

Meep boop
I am an alien


Ask me anything  
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okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

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joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

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uunq:

groupinou:

uunq:

CANADIANS: name every american state

Onbama

yes

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fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

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girlunderlou:

i’m glad they made the new spider-man bisexual

girlunderlou:

i’m glad they made the new spider-man bisexual

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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thescienceofjohnlock:

ydrill:

The infinite patience of dogs.

Why can’t cats and dogs just get along?